For Your Information
Hello, I am Nella. I do not wish to disturb you but there is something you should know.
If you like your life and do not feel any need to make radical changes I strongly urge you to stop reading NOW!
Do you really want to know or are you just one of those smartasses who think whenever someone tells them not to do something it must be particularly interesting. Well, this is an exception, mate. What follows is neither interesting nor exciting just very veeery boring stuff. So do yourself a favour, stop reading, go to another page.
You are still here?
So you are either one of the very few persons who really has to know this or you are an especially bad case of a smartass, in this case you deserve what’s coming to you, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
If what you are looking at now appears to be a blank page, Gratulations!
If on the otherhand you can read wha I am writing, luv I’m sorry but you are an imaginary person.
This is not as shocking as you might think. Imaginary persons are a fairly common phenomenon. You ever knew someone who, as a child, had an imaginary friend? Someone, who was everything you wish for in a friend but for some mystic reason was invisible to everyone around them? But at some point, as you might know, those invisble friends leave, they disappear never to be seen again. You ever wonder what happens to them?
They grow up, just as real kids do. They grow up and they grow old, they might get married and have invisible children.
Most imaginary persons do not really realise that they are in fact imaginary. Since imaginary persons are inadvertantly drawn to other imagniary persons and there are a few real persons who even in old age can still see them, one might go through his entire life without ever being forced to come to terms with the fact that they do not really exist.
If you don’t belive me, just go out in the street and screem as loud as you can. Some people might look just for a second in your general direction, but they won’t react.
Next time you’re in the tube, go to someone and ask them for penny, they won’t react.
Go out, right now. Scream for Help and the only people coming will be imaginary.
I know its hard, but face it mate.
YOU DO NOT REALLY EXIST!
YOU ARE JUST A FIGMENT OF SOMEBODY ELSES IMAGINATION!
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